MADE FOR CHICKENS BY ROBOTS is Asstrailer's most exported one-man-band. He has a suitcase for a drum and a broken guitar. 10 years ago he made his chicken get-up from his mother's bed linen. He thought he would cure the world of MEDIOCRE with his own ointment of WEIRD. It seems to appear that this quest is taking longer than expected. With his ragtime hi-speed finger knuckled guitar playing, hollering bullshit garbage sex innuendo gospel crap with his loud-hailer, and generally fumbling through each and every show with a confused sense of superhero ideals, MADE FOR CHICKENS BY ROBOTS returns in the future year of 2015 with a new sleaze-jazz single featuring two of the worlds most sultry and incomparable vocalists. For the first time ever this one-man-thing ventures forward to collaborate and sing two hit tune ditties that hark back to 1920s jazz and Caribbean calypso style fun times at the same time being completely deranged and entirely aloof of any modern technological or pop-music sensibility.That’s how he does his shit.On Side A is MOJO JUJU. A hit songwriter and stage performer. She is short, sharp, and takes no blunt. She sings blues like a crow and you would not want to meet her in a dark alley for she would beat you senseless. Here she tells MFCBR that all she wants is donuts, not some old watery hotdogs. DONUTS! And you can read into that whatever you like!Side B the enigmatic and irreplaceable KIRA PURU is shouting at the chicken man for stinkin! You cannot deny the lust and sensuality of her sound AND you cannot deny that she will one day take over the music world with her presence, charisma, and holler! She beats MFCBR to the ground while bongo drums go haywire behind her. Strap in. Shit your pants and dance. Here’s some disco music from the future that was made in the past!